A LIGHT QUESTION

 
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

SPEAKING OF ... FISHING ?

KNOWING FISH

Two zen monks were walking by a river.

“Look at the fish swimming about,” said the one,
“They are really enjoying themselves.”

“You are not a fish,” replied the other,
“So you can’t truly know that they are enjoying themselves.”

“You are not me,” said the one.
“So how do you know that I do not know
 that the fish are enjoying themselves?”