ROCK ON

A young man went to see a guru.

"I want to make things happen! please teach me- !" he asked.

The guru looked at him for a little while, then picked up a handfull of small rocks, and threw them in the students face.

The young man was quite shocked, and cried out:

"What the hell did you do THAT for-?!"

"There. A thing just happened" replied the guru.

At that moment the student was enlightened.